My Life as a Lemon

I just thought I would start out by explaining how things work in my life. For starters, it has taken me about three minutes just to write the first sentence, because, of course, my brand new, wonderful laptop is totally screwed up. I am the kind of person which will pay a bill, in full, on time only to get a notice from a collection agency for said bill. With the check cashed and proof of such, will spend the next three months trying to get it all straightened out, of which requires many cell phone minutes used while on hold, which in turn, causes me to go over in minutes and recieve an outragous phone bill. I am the kind of person that will get a beautiful new sweater, follow the washing instructions exactly as written on the lable only to have it shrink anyway. I am the kind of person that worked in a doctors office and calls eighty or more patients to confirm appointments as stated by my job description, never makes a personal call, and gets written up for "being on the phone too much", and then gets fired for standing up for myself on said matter. I am the kind of person that gets a call from a best friend whom is out of town for the holidays, asking me to invite thier fiancee to Thanksgiving so he does not have to be alone and in turn is accused of trying to steal said fiancee. Let me add, I too was engaged at the time and my fiancee was also at this function, by my side the whole time. I am the kind of person that always works hard, treats others with respect, is very generous and kind and always has the best intentions. I have a good life, a beautiful family and good health, I look back on things like these and laugh, and decided to share some of the frustrating and strange things that have happened to me to, hopefully, help others to laugh. This is my life, past and present. frustrating yet wonderful.